So many options.
What to do...
what to do?
I could get some sugar and make lemonade.
I could cut 'em open and suck the sour juice laughing at the sourpuss face it produces.
I could zest them and make a lemon zest cake.
Share with a neighbor for some neighborly tea with lemon.
A sharpie marker could be used to make an adorable lemon mouse.
Or I could throw 'em on the floor and stomp all over those sour little f#*!@#$.
I'm sticking them in the fruit bowl and walking away.
I'm not in the mood for lemons.
Maybe another day.
Life's been handing me lemons on a fairly regular basis lately.
I fear it may turn me into a sour puss!
Anyone want to trade for a peach?
I could use a peachy, lemon free day.