I am hosting a guest author/artist today.
My 10 y/o son wanted to share some of his writing.
I'm sure he would love to hear what you think!
Care to indulge him with some blogland love?
Lennon Vs. Carter
by Carter Retzlaff (with guest Lennon The Cat)
L- “Since I’m so famous you should re…”
C- “You are NOT famous! You’re a regular old cat that has
cat asthma, can jump eight feet in the air, do a somersault in the air and can
open everything in the house!”
L- “Most cats can’t do that stuff you know.”
C- “Fine. You win.”
L- “Yes!!! I beat the record!”
C- “What record?”
L- “Oh, just the record on how many times I can win in one
day.”
C- “THAT’S IT! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!”
Yawn
L- “You’re
boring.”
yawn… zzzzzzzzz
(the next day)
C- “Oh Lennon! I got a new rock wall for you!”
zoom
screech
L- “Wait a minute. Cats don’t climb rocks.”
C- “Wild cats do and anyway, you have your room at the top.”
L- “Really?”
C- “Yeah!”
Zoom
C- “Sucker! That rock wall is over 10 feet high. It’ll cost
a life to get down.”
C- “Yow!”
whack!
C- “Hey! Keep your butt out of my face!!!”
L- “This rope is awesome!”
C- “Rope? Hey! I didn’t order the Tarzan Special.”
L- “Hey, this computer has internet.”
C- “Internet? Computer? I bet he’s just joking.”
L- “Hey Carter! I can climb down too!”
C- “Lennon! Why I’m gonna get…”
ding dong
C- “Hold on. The mailman is here.”
3…
2…
1…
C- “A BILL FOR A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR PLAYING EAT THE
COW?!?!?!?!?!”
L- “That’s not all.”
C- “BLACK MAIL! THIS BLACKMAIL IS LITERALLY BLACK!”
L- “Ah. This video game called ‘Rabid Bunny Attack’ rocks!”
C- “Um… Hey Lennon!”
L- “What?”
C- “Can I play too?”
L- “Sure.”
(after climbing the rock wall)
C- “So what level are you on?”
L- “10”
C- “How many levels are there?”
L- “1000”
C- “Is it two player?”
L- “Yup.”
C- “When can I join in?”
L- “Any time.”
C- “What are we s’posed to do?”
L- “Well, you’re on the bunny side and I’m on the cat side.”
C- “What do we attack you with?”
L- “Plungers. And we attack you with swords and catapults.”
C- “That’s unfair!”
L- “Who said life was fair?”
C- “That’s it! I’m not going to talk to you! Good-bye!”
L- “Have a nice fall!”
C- “What do you mean, ‘have a nice fall’?”
Triiip
C- “Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!”
splat!
C- “I think I broke something. Yaaaaa!!! My knee is bent
backward!”
L- “Okay. Now I can switch bunnies to have swords and
catapults and… oh yeah. I’ll visit you in the hospital.”
C- “Darned you Lennon!”
The End
6 comments:
Carter is quite the aspiring Author aided of course by his very capable if somewhat 4 legged assistant.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok you must have your mom's sense of humor! And I love the Rabid Bunnies... Cool interview :)
We have a writer in the making with a wild imagination and lessons cleverly inserted. Life isn't fair. Love the black mail! Great job, Carter, keep writing.
wonderfully creative
Ha ha! Very inventive and an enjoyable read.
Not a dull moment! What an imagination! Great job, Carter!
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