Driving to the store last night.
Darling Daughter: "What are we going to the store for?"
Me: I need to get tampons.
DD: "Oh. (pause) Like the cheerleaders use?"
Me: "What? Um... I guess they might."
DD: "You know. They use them and go 'rah rah rah.'"
Me: "Oh! No Honey. Those are pompons, not tampons!"